“There he lay, a vast red-golden dragon, fast asleep; thrumming came from his jaws and nostrils, and wisps of smoke, but his fires were low in slumber.”

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

nintooner:

in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and

I’m sorry

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

my favorite whouffle scene from each episode

You have permission to flirt with me anonymously. Starting now.

superwholockfeels:

rneowies:

How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later

squareclocks:

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up. 

emilianadarling:

I’ve been waiting years for this gifset to come into my life.

kittyhague:

the-mischievous-hybrid:

APPLAUSE FOR PERFECT GIF USE 

twinnerd28:

beatleologist-at-221b:

actualcannibaljakeenglish:

How many tears did The Doctor cry?

A River.

Was it enough to fill two Ponds?

thewritershelpers:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
     - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

Too fantastic not to reblog. Especially if you love Shakespeare. -H

the-writers-ramblings:

#my favourite part about this #is that this means an iteration of clara lived in gallifrey as a native gallifreyan #and we know she remembers all the lives she lived; all the doctors she interacted with #which means! actual living memories of gallifrey! existing in the mind of someone not notoriously close lipped like the doctor! #gallifrey mythos! gallifreyan everyday life! gallifrey baller buckled velvet dress swag fashion! #!!! #doctor who #so in love with the integration of the old footage ah (okayophelia)

Anonymous

If I could go with anyone I’d ask my best friend Sam, if just from school I don’t really want to go with anyone.